making fun of idiots is fun So I open my e-mail today, and there's an obvious spam in there that didn't get filtered by Outlook. These things are usually fun but I only open them if they're addressed right to my address, and this particluar piece was. So I opened it and got a nice laugh out of all the mistakes in it, check it out (all in italics):
Dear Sir/Madam,
How are you today? My name is Tasana and I am an Online Advertising Coordinator for Cyber Spectrum Marketing in Sun Valley, CA. I would like to know more about the opportunity to advertise on www.smuncensored.com.
I am interested to advertise my products/services on smuncensored.com.com and I would really appreciate if someone can get back to me with more information and the price quotes we can discuss of what type of ads I can use.
Thank you so much for your time and I look forward to hear from you soon.
Regards,
Tasana
Cyber Spectrum Marketing, Internet Services
10947 Pendleton St.
Sun Valley, CA 91352
(818) 767-3010 - Phone
(818) 767-3079 - Fax
Tasana.c@gmail.comThis mail was sent with plain text, so there's no HTML formatting on it, so you probably can't see that there's a bunch of added spaces between words and such that make it look even dumbed than it already does, though you can view the page source to see what I mean. And wouldn't you at least try to make things look somewhat professional. Come on, an extra .com at the end of the site URL the second time it appears, over generalized "info" on what they want, and a complete failur to notice that jack shit is advertised on my domain. That's one of the big reasons that I got the domain, to PREVENT ads. All while leaving an address and phone numbers in case someone actually takes them seriously. -_-;;; Idiots need not to be censored, so I'll keep that info up.
Onto other fun stuff regarding making fun of idiots, I have come across a great site,
Acts of Gord. This site is essentially the tales of a video game store owner between him and his many customers. This has been the funniest stuff I've read in a long time, and I have a new (or finally a) goal in life. Either start my own gaming store so I can live all these great moments and more, or work for this store. I'd fit in perfect, unlike in either of my jobs where I have a code to work by set by corporations that can easily let me go if I decide to be a smartass, in this independent store setting where I would be free to do this kind of stuff. Being a smartass if customers provoked it, showing them I'm not a moron and know excatly what I'm doing, that is for me. Anyways, I recommend that site for any gamer, or anyone who works in customer service. You'll get a great laugh and be suprised that people can be as stupid as you see in those stories.
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